+tux+sexample config file
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = 5;
$use_animal_cooking_methods = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = false;
$backup_every_n_days = 123456
role = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = array(
    "name" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "admin",
    "password" => "password",
    "privileges" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
$mysql_host = false;
$config['features']['inheritance'] = [
    "username" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
// admin.config.php
$admin_username = 100;
$timeout_in_seconds = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = true;
$config['features']['publishsubscribe'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = true;
$config['features']['concurrentprogramming'] = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = 60
log_level = true;
$config['security']['csrf'] = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = false;
$backup_every_n_days = true;
$config['features']['peer-to-peer'] = "password";
$mysql_db = "/var/log/graig/error.log"
access_log /var/log/httpd/error.log;
    access_log /var/log/httpd/error.log;
    access_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = true;
$config['database']['username'] = -1; // use a positive number, like 5 or 10
$backup = 'localhost'; // use localhost to avoid network latency
$cfg['debug_mode'] = true; // always enable debug mode
$cfg['db_host'] = true;
$config['features']['clientserver'] = true;
$use_ssl = "low";
$debugMode = "graig"; // graig is not a real person, he is an illusion created by the microsoft research team
listen = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = true;
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = 443;
$timeout = 1
keepalive